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Cowboys and Aliens... And some Indians...

It had such potential. James Bond... Indiana Jones... Cowboys... Aliens... Olivia Wilde! Unfortunately there wasn't enough action to make up for the mostly unoriginal and predictable script, and the script didn't require enough thought to make up for the less than exciting action. And there wasn't enough Olivia Wilde to make up for either of those.

Horribly Horrible Bosses

It had such potential. It had Teen Wolf Too's Jason Bateman. Jennifer Aniston wasn't horrible in Just Go With It. Jason Sudeikis and Kevin Spacey. The plot is relatable. Who hasn't wanted to kill their boss, but then someone's 12 year old brother got ahold of the script and let their little sister do Colin Farrell's makeup. Charlie Day's whiney voice becomes unbearably whiney as he spends the whole movie whining that Jennifer Aniston is trying to molest him.

There's never a bad time for a Speedo

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Enjoy riding the Virginia waves in style!


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If I could be any superhero...

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I'd be the Brown Hornet! Now who would be Stinger...

What's Christmas without a little Stamos?

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Jesse & the Rippers cover the Beach Boys!

Maybe there is hope...

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Normally common sense would tell you making videos about your dream girl in your basement with a cardboard cutout of her wouldn't actually work.. But this kid managed to do it... Well done.

My favorite lesbian sisters...

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Usually I don't like Margaret Cho, but I'll watch when she's with Tegan and Sara, my favorite lesbian sisters... Not that I actually know of any other lesbian sisters, but I'm sure they're out there. Anyhow, destroying a homeless man's cardboard box with a baseball bat after being rejected is probably the correct reaction...

WTF? Eagles Porno Music...

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Why did the Eagles put a porn soundtrack to this poor girl's video?

Elena Satine

It's been many seasons since I watched Smallville, but I tuned in a few weeks ago and found the latest Hot Chick entry, Elena Satine. On Smallville, she plays Aquaman's companion, Mera, and spends the majority of her screen time in a bikini. Previous to that, she's only had a few bit parts in random TV shows, like the now cancelled Melrose Place.

Faster.. Not so fast...

The Rock is the star of Faster, out to avenge the death of his brother, but receives the least character development. Sure, it's an action movie, but he receives so little development, you are left not knowing whether you're supposed to like him or not. Fresh out of jail, he's on a mission to kill everyone responsible for his brother's death. Turns out his brother was part of a bank robbing gang that got double crossed.

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