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It's a curse...
Dear Johnny,
Why are you so cool Johnny? And how can I be more like you?
-Sara
Dear Sara,
Well, first let's check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure I really am that cool. The 8 ball says, "Outlook Good." Guess I lucked out on that one.
It's taken years to perfect this amount of coolness.
I'd suggest buying a big wheel, a rabbit, and eating a lot of pizza! And lastly, for safe measure, turn off that pesky filter between thinking and doing.
Best of luck!
-Johnny
P.S. We can not be held liable for any attempt to be more like Johnny Dynamite that ends with you in jail.
