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Sure, you've probably seen Kristen Bell in "Veronica Mars," "(H)Zeroes," or "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."But, have you seen her in the Princess Leia gold bikini? She currently has five movies in production, so you'll be seeing a lot of her this year.

"The International" sports a plot to thin to be a drama and not enough action to be an action movie, which may be why it couldn't even beat out "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (in it's 4th week... See, I told you it was funny). Clive Owen plays an Interpol agent bent on bringing down the IBBC, an international bank determined to control the world's debt. Their plan? Buy missiles and guidance systems and resell them. Why?

Kristen Bell dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit? If you need more, there's also the real Princess Leia, Seth Rogan as a pimp, William Shatner as himself, Jay and Silent Bob, Ethan Suplee, and Billy Dee Williams!

My advice. Watch the first minute of the movie, find a 90 minute movie and sneak into that theater, and go back to catch the last 30 minutes of "Push."

Dear Johnny,
How can i get absolutely free minutes on my net10 phone!!!???

-Cashiel

Dear Cashiel,
If you can't afford minutes on your phone, how do you expect to afford to take anyone out on a date? Ditch the phone and scrounge under the couch cushions for spare change to use the pay phone.

-Johnny

Dear Johnny,
Does my crush like me? Will he be my BF? If so, when? Does he like my BFF?
Who do i think is cuter, Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez?
What star do I have the biggest crush on. Plus, how old is he?
-Blueberry

Dear Blueberry
Yes. Yes. Within the next three weeks. And not so keen, but he'll fake it.
Selena Gomez. Sometimes the blondes don't have more fun.
Robert Pattinson, age 22, hailing from London, England.

-Johnny

Dear Johnny,
Is Brandon Johnson meant for my sister Annissa?

-Lexi

Dear Lexi,
Definitely not. Your sister is too good for Brandon Johnson. Now that I said that, he isn't a big fella, is he?

-Johnny

Dear Johnny,
When will Kaia get a boyfriend? How many boys like me at school? Who will be my next boyfriend? Whats my middle name? As i am typing this what shoes am i wearing? Does Luca like me or Brandon N.?

-Lots of Questions

Dear Lots of Questions,
March 5th or 7th, not sure which one. Going with 4 boys this time. You lost one, but someone will take his place. Gertrude... Sure it's unconventional, but old school is in!
Socks, most definitely socks... annnnnd Luca!

-Johnny

Dear Johnny,
What color shoes am I wearing?

-Robbie Savage

Dear Robbie,
Black. Did I guess wrong? If so, turn all the lights off in the room you are in and then take another look at your shoes. You'll see that I was indeed right. Unless this was a trick question and you weren't wearing shoes... then shame on you!

-Johnny

With a high potential of being horrible (it is a movie about a mall cop riding around on a segway), "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" resists the urge to be overly cheesy and is actually pretty enjoyable. The only things you'll have to overlook... 1) The mall being taken over by rejects from the X-Games and 2) The bad guys being named after reindeer.
The story line of the underdog doing something spectacular to win the girl is nothing new, but if you're looking for a good laugh "Paul Blart" is worth the watch.