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Maybe "Fired Up!" had just set my expectations so low, but "Miss March" was actually pretty enjoyable. The story revolves around Eugene, who ends up in a coma just moments before he is going to lose his virginity on prom night. Fast forward four years and Eugene wakes up (using a very unique technique, which resurfaces during the end credits... so, stick around) to find his girlfriend has become Playboy's Miss March.

Dear Johnny,
If I ask Nick G. to go somewere with me will he say yes to me? Will he ever be mine? Why does he always look at me in class and try to make me laugh? If it doesn't work out with him who else should I try out of the following boys: Brandon J., Luca b., Brandon N., or Anthony C.? Thanks for everything! <3
-Waz-it-2-ya

Dear Waz-it-2-ya,
Well, according to the Magic 8 Ball, "Signs point to yes" for Nick G. Lucky boy. If he's going out of his way to make you laugh, that's a good sign. It means he at least has some interest in you, so odds are he'll say yes.

Dear Johnny,
Why are you so cool Johnny? And how can I be more like you?
-Sara

Dear Sara,
Well, first let's check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure I really am that cool. The 8 ball says, "Outlook Good." Guess I lucked out on that one.
It's taken years to perfect this amount of coolness.
I'd suggest buying a big wheel, a rabbit, and eating a lot of pizza! And lastly, for safe measure, turn off that pesky filter between thinking and doing.
Best of luck!
-Johnny

P.S. We can not be held liable for any attempt to be more like Johnny Dynamite that ends with you in jail.

We haven't seen her since 2005-2006's "Twins," but Molly Stanton returns this week in "Miss March." Unfortunately, she doesn't have any listed upcoming work. Maybe she should come work for the Big Wheel Biker Gang.

You may know this week's hot chick of the week as Karen from "The Office," but she will soon be making the move to big film star in "I Love You, Man" with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.

Dear Johnny,
How can I ask a boy to be my boyfriend without making it seem like I am a total wierdo? The boy i want to ask is Nick G.
-Waz-it-2-ya

Dear Waz-it-2-ya,
Well, I'd try to ask him to do something with you, like the movies or something similar, instead of directly asking him to be your boyfriend. Boys fear commitment, so you have to ease them in. :-) Just be yourself, be confident, and know what you're going to ask. And if it doesn't work out with Nick G., don't let it bother you. There's plenty of other boys!

Dear Johnny,
When will Deputy Brown Sugar come over and rock my world??
-Megan Fox

Dear Megan,
I know you are recently single, but unfortunately Deputy Brown Sugar neither has the stamina nor skill to ever properly satisfy you. (Is it true? Magic 8 Ball says: As I see it yes) I'm sure there are other Big Wheel Biker Gang members that are up for the task.
Best of luck,
Johnny

P.S. That'll teach you to impersonate celebrities, Brown Sugar!

Dear Johnny,
What boys like me at school? Who will be Kiaia's boyfriend and when will she get a boyfriend? As I am typing this what shoes am I wearing?
-Lot-o-qestionz

Dear Lot-o-qestionz,
Since trying to be psychic is hard work, I now have a Magic 8 Ball to check my answers.

If you are looking for a comedy, keep looking. My first hint should have come when I went to see the film opening day and there was only one other person in the theater. With a rating of PG-13, you don't even get the gratuitous nudity you'd expect from a film like this. Not to say there aren't plenty of beautiful women bouncing around cheer camp.

"Fired Up!" may have been a flop, but not because the cheerleaders weren't hot. This week's hot chick is Sarah Roemer, head cheerleader in "Fired Up!"
Look for the 24 year old California native next in the lead role of "Waking Madison" with Elizabeth Shue and Taryn Manning.