Dear Johnny...

1) What girls like me at my school? How many? Wat r their names?
-Starbucks

2) How do I get my crush to like me? Thanks for everything.
-Blueberry

3) Who is crushin on My BFF Grape? What about her little sis? Does my crush have a cold?
-Blueberry

Dear Starbucks and Blueberry,

1) 2. Jessica and Michelle. Magic 8 ball says... "YES."

2) Ask them to hang out. If they say no, forget 'em... You can do better. Magic 8 ball says... "You may rely on it."

Dear Johnny,
What am I wearing?
-Trevor

Dear Trevor,
Well, if you were a real pimp, you'd be wearing this...

Magic 8 ball says... "My sources say no." Well, if it's not what you're wearing, get shopping!
-Johnny

Maybe Chris Columbus and George Lucas should take a long vacation together, so they'll stop making movies. The valedictorian of the high school realizes his graduation speech will be the last time he'll have the chance to say anything to Beth Cooper before their ten year reunion, so he goes for it. It's all down hill from there. There's no real character development throughout the movie.

Dear Johnny,
How do we become vampires without being bitten? If you cant think of any other way, where would we find a vampire in Arizona?
-Bunch of Friends

Dear Bunch of Friends,

Megan Fox has the hots for her, so I don't really know if I need to say more. This week we bring you Olivia Wilde. You may have seen her before in "The O.C." or "House" (although straight, she oddly enough played a lesbian in both), but you may not see her next work, "Year One." Oh well, we'll forgive her. A girl needs a paycheck!

I can't say that I've seen any of her work, but who doesn't love a beautiful woman in leather? You can see this week's hot chick, India de Beaufort, in Comedy Central's new series, "Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire."

They tell you not to call it the "other mall cop movie," but that's what it is... if Paul Blart was allowed to swear. Mall cop with dreams of becoming a real cop? Check. Mall cop with crush on a mall worker? Check. Someone robbing the mall? Check.

Pulling in the highest April opening for a movie ever, "Fast & Furious" drove in the best 4th installment of a movie since "Rocky IV." Okay, so the competition for that prize is "Star Wars Epsiode I" and "Indiana Jones 4," but neither of those have Jordana Brewster. If you liked the original, then you'll like the fourth. If not, then probably not so much. The four core cast members return with *SPOILER ALERT* Michelle Rodriguez making an early exit.

Dear Johnny,
What is my future in 15 years?
-Waz-it-2-ya

P.S. What color socks am i wearing?

Dear Waz-it-2-ya,
In 15 years, you'll be married with 1 kid. 8 Ball says: "As I see it, yes." You'll be a working mom. 8 Ball says: "Outlook not so good." You'll be a stay at home mom? 8 Ball says: "Yes." Guess the 8 ball had to eventually disagree with me! :-)
See ya in 15,
Johnny

P.S. You were wearing green socks. 8 Ball says: "Without a doubt."

Dear Johnny,
Which would it be better to ask the boy I like (Nick): "would you like to hang out with me after school", "would you like to go to a movie later", or "would you like to go to the mall with me and other friends you can bring a friend to if you want." Thanks for everything you do for me.=)
-you-dont-know-me

Dear you-dont-know-me,